Pregnant Woman Claims She Was Raped By a Pig

Surprisingly, Angie Houston recently told Ellis County
News that she is expecting a baby pig as her first child.
Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of
playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a
400lb boar named Pete.
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“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my
story,” Houston said. “They ask how the pig would get my
panties off to mount me. I wasn’t wearing any panties is how!
This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my
genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the
first time he successfully got inside me.”
Angie’s father Don Houston who supports her claims said.
“Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she
promises she hasn’t.”
“Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he
raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out.
The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her
baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of
extra meat.”
Angie reportedly has refused to see an obstetrician to check
her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the
potential “pig baby” might look like.
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“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks
like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of
some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human
baby, which I feel, will be the case.”


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